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Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Op-Ed by Eli Manning: “Elephants Would Be My Favorite Horses If Bears Didn’t Exist” Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Confused Brett Favre Reminds Mississippi Officials of His Plan to Repay Welfare Funds with His 'Cock and Balls' Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Kirk Cousins Reportedly Takes Getting Benched Really Hard, But Assures Falcons Fans Making $45 Million a Year Is Still Really Easy Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Steelers Team Doctor Reveals: Russell Wilson's Blood Contains "Mostly Possum" Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Study Finds: Talking About Your Fantasy Football Team is Still the Easiest Way to Get Laid Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Tom Brady Admits Primary Motivation to Retire to Never Miss Toyotathon Ever Again Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 The Kiss Clause: How Aaron Rodgers and Woody Johnson Sealed the Deal Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Caleb Williams Silences Critics on TNF… Almost: A Masterclass in Proving the Haters Right Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Kirk Herbstreit Proposes Alternative College Playoff Format with Final 12 Teams Chosen by Committee in July Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Bears Nearing Agreement on 10-Year Deal to Name Urban Meyer as Head Coach Read More
Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Drew Forbes 12/27/24 Eli Manning’s Long Awaited Autobiography Just Collection of Horse Coloring Books Read More
Drew Forbes 12/25/24 Drew Forbes 12/25/24 Boneless Wings and Christmas Dreams: The Legend of John Daly’s Holiday Break-In Read More
Drew Forbes 8/28/24 Drew Forbes 8/28/24 Rodgers Defends Vacation Plans During Jets' Season: "I Work to Live, Not the Other Way Around" Read More
Drew Forbes 8/22/24 Drew Forbes 8/22/24 Giants Announce They’ll Retire Eli Manning’s Favorite Blanket During Their First Home Game Read More
Drew Forbes 7/25/24 Drew Forbes 7/25/24 Delusional Fan Dreams of One Day Watching the Vikings Lose a Super Bowl Read More
Drew Forbes 6/19/24 Drew Forbes 6/19/24 Aaron Rodgers Tells Jets He’s Nearly Taken Enough Drugs to Play for Them Again This Season Read More
Drew Forbes 7/20/23 Drew Forbes 7/20/23 Chiefs Hire OJ Simpson as Consultant to Help Patrick Mahomes Reduce Distractions Read More
Drew Forbes 3/30/23 Drew Forbes 3/30/23 Randall Cobb coming to terms with the fact that no one else is coming to Aaron Rodgers’ beach party Read More
Drew Forbes 7/29/22 Drew Forbes 7/29/22 Chiefs Concerned After Andy Reid Shows Up to Camp 300 Pounds Under Target Weight Read More
Drew Forbes 6/15/22 Drew Forbes 6/15/22 Horrified Mrs. Rivers Worries What Retirement May Mean for Uterus Read More