Randall Cobb coming to terms with the fact that no one else is coming to Aaron Rodgers’ beach party
Green Bay Packers wide receiver Randall Cobb is reportedly coming to terms with the fact that no one else is coming to Aaron Rodgers beach party.
“When I first got there he told me I was early. Even though I was almost 2 hours late to the time he mentioned,” Cobb told reporters. “Aaron was just sitting there alone in silence doing what he always does at the beach. Making impressive sandcastles, destroying them before they’re finished, and then pontificating if he wants to make sandcastles anymore while blaming the sand for ruining his previous castles.”
According to sources, Rodgers hastily sent Cobb an invitation to a beach party the day after Tom Brady went viral for hosting several former teammates at a beach party of his own. Once he arrived, Rodgers seemed to allude to the fact that more former Packers were on their way. But after 4 quiet hours, he began to give up hope.
“I was thinking, OK cool. The whole gang is getting back together. Jordy, James Jones, maybe even Davante will show up. Maybe we’ll even film a fun beach video of our own, I thought.” Cobb said with a hopeful smile that quickly faded. “But when I got there it was just Aaron, an undersized towel, and a couple of Men’s hairstyle magazines that I couldn’t even read because the pages were all stuck together…”
Rodgers, for his part, seemed content to just lie in silence with the people he loves thinking about himself. "I'm just happy to be here with my two favorite people," Rodgers said, gesturing towards the two beach party attendees. "It's a beautiful day, I get to enjoy it with my best friend, and Randall Cobb. What more could I ask for?"
