Fake Sports News for The Distinguished Fake Mind

It all began in a grimy D.C. Starbucks, where fate, a smartphone, and a violently disrespected toilet converged to spawn the internet’s most gloriously unnecessary sports slop-factory: The Sports Memery.

Somehow, through no one’s request and against all cries for help, we became the world’s least trusted hub for half-baked sports news, cursed memes, and content that shimmies into your feed because your algorithm hates you.

Here for the laughs? The rage? The angry boomers in our comment sections taking everything at face value? You’re one of us now.

Our "expert" team is made up of die-hard sports fans who have watched at least one-third of a game and are fully qualified to judge every player, coach, and referee with reckless abandon (actually just kidding, it’s just one guy on a toilet with his phone).

Armed with Photoshop abilities that fluctuate wildly between “ cursed” and “cringe” we dive headfirst into the chaotic whirlpool of fake postgames, fabricated Dan Campbell quotes, imaginary Sam Darnold sightings, and unhinged John Daly lore.

This isn’t just content. This is a lifestyle. One fueled by poor decisions, procrastination, and a medically concerning amount of toilet time.

The Sports Memery: The Fakest Fake News on the Internets.