Fake Sports News for The Distinguished Fake Mind

Once upon a time, in a DC-area Starbucks, destiny struck when a phone and a toilet combined forces to birth the internet’s most unnecessary—and yet somehow indispensable—content factory: The Sports Memery. Against all odds (and better judgment), we became the trusted source for absolutely unverified sports "news," questionable memes, and content that no one asked for but that we stuffed down your content holes regardless.

At The Sports Memery, we worship the sacred trinity of sports culture: Eli Manning’s special gifts, Jay Cutler’s unparalleled indifference, and Sam Darnold shredded abs. These legends fuel our commitment to chronicling the highs, lows, and meme-worthy disasters of the sports world. Whether you’re here to laugh, cry, or rage-tweet about your team’s latest “rebuilding year” (for the fifth year running), we’ve got you covered.

Our "expert" team is made up of die-hard sports fans who have watched at least one-third of a game and are fully qualified to judge every player, coach, and referee with reckless abandon (actually just kidding, it’s just one guy on a toilet with his phone).

Armed with Photoshop skills that hover between "cursed" and "cringe" we scour the sports universe for breaking fake news, post game interactions with Sam Darnold, Dan Campbell pressers, and rambling stories about John Daly.

We don’t just post memes, we craft a lifestyle. A lifestyle of procrastination, questionable life choices, and a dangerous amount of time writing on the toilet.

Welcome to The Sports Memery: The Fakest Fake News on the Internets.