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Chiefs’ Andy Reid Linked to Alleged Subway Punch Card Counterfeit Ring

MRI Confirms Brutus Buckeye’s Giant Nut Head is Actually Packed with Tumors

A Tearful Kirk Herbstreit Says Alabama Deserves Bowl Win Over Michigan After Losing to Michigan in Bowl Game

Darnold Unleashed: Michigan and Minnesota Strike Deal to Contain the QB Beast for NFC Showdown

Dan Campbell, in Light Armor, Challenges Kyle Shanahan to Single-Man Combat to Settle Monday Night Football

The Myth of Sam Darnold: A Legend Born of Lightning, Steel, and Vengeance

Professional Bowler Suspended After Testing Negative for Marijuana

An Emaciated Terry Bradshaw Announces He Has Only His Body to Give After Fox Gave Away All of His Money

Sean Payton Confirms He Still Plans to Collect His Own “Bounty” on Brett Favre

Op-Ed by Eli Manning: “Elephants Would Be My Favorite Horses If Bears Didn’t Exist”

Confused Brett Favre Reminds Mississippi Officials of His Plan to Repay Welfare Funds with His 'Cock and Balls'

Kirk Cousins Reportedly Takes Getting Benched Really Hard, But Assures Falcons Fans Making $45 Million a Year Is Still Really Easy

Steelers Team Doctor Reveals: Russell Wilson's Blood Contains "Mostly Possum"

Study Finds: Talking About Your Fantasy Football Team is Still the Easiest Way to Get Laid

Tom Brady Admits Primary Motivation to Retire to Never Miss Toyotathon Ever Again

The Kiss Clause: How Aaron Rodgers and Woody Johnson Sealed the Deal

Caleb Williams Silences Critics on TNF… Almost: A Masterclass in Proving the Haters Right

Kirk Herbstreit Proposes Alternative College Playoff Format with Final 12 Teams Chosen by Committee in July

Bears Nearing Agreement on 10-Year Deal to Name Urban Meyer as Head Coach
