Chiefs’ Andy Reid Linked to Alleged Subway Punch Card Counterfeit Ring
Chiefs Head Coach Andy Reid Accused of Running Longstanding Fake Subway Punch Card Scheme, Former Chef Claims
Kansas City Chiefs Head Coach Andy Reid has been accused of stockpiling fake Subway rewards punch cards to avoid paying for footlong sandwiches for decades, according to his former live-in chef, Houston-based culinary expert Sebastian Ruiz.
Ruiz alleges that Reid’s wife, Tammy Reid, texted him last April with a peculiar request: to procure a “trash bag full of free footlong punchies so Andy can get his dick wet with some hot Italians and not have to fuck with money at the counter.” Screenshots provided to The Sports Memery show Tammy pressing Ruiz to deliver, stating, “Can you get the cards or not? My husband needs his steak and chee.”
When Ruiz hesitated, Tammy reportedly upped the pressure, texting: “If you want Andy to retain your services, you’ll do more than try. You’ll use your restaurant connections to get him his trash bag of punchies, cuz Andy’s got the munchies.”
A Sandwich Saga of Unpaid Bills and Braggadocio
The once-friendly relationship between Reid and Ruiz soured over what the chef claims is an unpaid $5 million debt for nearly two months of meal prep services. Frustrated by Reid’s refusal to settle, Ruiz went public with his allegations, revealing Reid’s supposed obsession with securing counterfeit punch cards.
Ruiz claims he couldn’t meet Tammy’s outlandish demand for a trash bag of fake cards, only to find himself upstaged a week later when Reid gleefully produced two trash bags stuffed with Subway punch cards. The coach allegedly credited his “back alley sandwich network of birds” for the procurement, boasting that he hadn’t paid for a sub since “Blimpie was the Sandwich King.”
The Chiefs’ Response
On Wednesday night, the Kansas City Chiefs issued a statement distancing themselves from Reid’s alleged “sandwich fraud ring.” The organization stated, “After extensive research, we can say in good faith we had nothing to do with either trash bag of fully punched footlong cards Andy has allegedly been using at thousands of Subway locations across the country during road games. We assumed, like most people, Andy was using the millions of dollars we pay him each year to buy his own sandwiches, in accordance with NFL policy.”
The statement also emphasized that all punch cards used within Chiefs facilities were reviewed by team personnel, with “no irregularities observed.”
Ruiz’s Explosive Allegations
Ruiz didn’t stop there. He claimed Reid had been running this operation since at least the Reagan administration. “He told me he never hits the same joint twice. He’s real slippery like that. Don’t let his kind eyes fool you—Andy Reid is a stone-cold sandwich thief.”
Ruiz went on to describe Reid’s alleged tactics, including using multiple cards to double up on meats. “He bragged about the dimwits he conned into double-meating him with cards he threw around like Monopoly money,” Ruiz said. “Really sick stuff. I didn’t want it to come to this, but enough is enough.”
A Substantial Denial
The Reid family has denied all allegations, insisting that Andy doesn’t even like Subway, despite the emergence of thousands of photos showing him visiting locations across the country. Ruiz dismissed the denial, claiming Reid deliberately frequented different Subways to avoid raising suspicion.
“He’s like a sandwich ninja,” Ruiz said. “He operates in the shadows, sliding in and out of locations so fast no one catches on. But I’ve seen the trash bags. This is a decades-long con.”
Quiznos Launches Internal Investigation
In an unexpected development, Quiznos announced its own inquiry into their sandwich reward system after reportedly losing $8 million last quarter. The timing of the losses coincides suspiciously with Reid becoming a regular customer.
