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Drew Forbes 4/2/25 Drew Forbes 4/2/25 BREAKING: Gators Fan Actually Attended University of Florida Read More
Drew Forbes 4/1/25 Drew Forbes 4/1/25 From Courtside to Construction: Larry Bird’s DIY Winter That Broke His Body Read More
Drew Forbes 4/1/25 Drew Forbes 4/1/25 Larry Bird Once Broke Craig Ehlo’s Spirit, Then Cooked Him Breakfast Read More
Drew Forbes 3/26/25 Drew Forbes 3/26/25 Zack Snyder Announces “Snyderverse” of Disney Classics With More Fuckable Princesses Read More
Drew Forbes 3/24/25 Drew Forbes 3/24/25 Jerry Jones Posts Daily Routine to Let Cowboys Fans Know They’re in Good Hands Read More
Drew Forbes 3/18/25 Drew Forbes 3/18/25 REPORT: Sports Page Says Female Athlete I Dislike Said Something Maddening, and I’m Mad As Hell About It Read More
Drew Forbes 3/18/25 Drew Forbes 3/18/25 81-Year-Old Shuffleboard Champ Accidentally Triggers 50 Years of Tom Brady’s Wrath Read More
Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Aaron Rodgers Thrilled for Opportunity to Disappoint Entirely New Fanbase Read More
Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Drew Forbes 3/17/25 The Patriots’ Dynasty Secret Weapons? Gronk Says ‘They’re Real, and They’re Spectacular’ Read More
Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Drew Forbes 3/17/25 The Darnold’s First Seattle Presser Cut Short After Monologue About Vaporizing All Organic Life with Laser Beams Read More
Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Drew Forbes 3/17/25 “Danny Just Showed Up One Day so We Said F— it. He’s Our Guy.” Says Steichen Read More
Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Ohio Lawmakers Introduce Bill Declaring Helmet Bludgeons to Mason Rudolph’s Face as Legal Self-Defense Read More
Drew Forbes 3/17/25 Drew Forbes 3/17/25 St. Pete Pulls Plug on $3B Plan to Give Rays Stadium Giant Robot Legs Read More
Drew Meyer 3/12/25 Drew Meyer 3/12/25 Trump Threatens Tariffs on Toronto Blue Jays' Away Games Read More
Drew Forbes 3/7/25 Drew Forbes 3/7/25 49ers' Contract Offer to Joey Bosa Reportedly Just Wishlist of Spare Organs & Ligaments for Nick Bosa Read More
Drew Forbes 3/5/25 Drew Forbes 3/5/25 Shedeur Sanders' Draft Stock in Jeopardy After Insisting on Playing Settlers of Catan During NFL Interviews Read More
Drew Forbes 3/2/25 Drew Forbes 3/2/25 Jay Cutler Announces He’s Launching a Brand of Jeans Designed for Men Who Don’t Give a Fuck About Jeans Read More
Drew Forbes 2/27/25 Drew Forbes 2/27/25 Dallas Insiders Claim: “Luka’s Work Ethic Was Derailed by Too Much ‘Great Sex’” Read More
Drew Forbes 2/26/25 Drew Forbes 2/26/25 Antonio Brown Admits He’s a Classically Trained British Actor, Says NFL Is Scripted Read More
