Dallas Insiders Claim: “Luka’s Work Ethic Was Derailed by Too Much ‘Great Sex’”

More leaks out of Dallas this week as we get an even clearer picture of why the Mavericks made the shocking decision to trade away generational talent Luka Dončić. The latest bombshell?

“He was having too much incredible sex.”

After weeks of reports about Luka’s alleged drinking, questionable diet, and love of hookah, the newest revelation shouldn’t be surprising: the man was simply too busy engaging in “an obscene amount of world class sex” to properly focus on training.

An anonymous team insider put it bluntly: “We had no issue with him having life altering, borderline mythological sex in the offseason. That’s his business. But when it started bleeding into the regular season? Look, a man’s body can’t hold up into his 30s having that much god tier sex. Something had to give.”

Sources claim Luka was simply too good at the sex... so good, in fact, that it created a completely unsustainable work life balance.

The insider went on to describe him as a "disgusting sex machine," allegedly addicted to it and indulging in escapades most men wouldn’t even dare to fantasize about. He reportedly traveled with a “growing army of absolute smoke shows” during road games, vanishing into his hotel room where, according to our source, “God only knows what happened in there. But let’s be real... after whatever went down, there was no way he was doing any other cardio that week.”