Giants Fan Alleges Eli Manning Has Been Sending Wife Horse-Themed Coloring Pages for Weeks

A Giants fan has shared screenshots of text messages he claims are from Eli Manning, alleging that the former quarterback has been repeatedly sending his wife photos of horse coloring book pages he colored himself.

"These are texts from future Hall of Famer Eli Manning, who has apparently been sending my wife various colored horses for weeks," the fan wrote in a post over the weekend. "He knows full well she’s a married woman with a husband who can also color horses."

The texts reveal Manning’s relentless pursuit of feedback on what he calls his "Horsey Colorings," which he insists are "some of the best in the world, even though Peyton says they’re not."

In one of the alleged messages, Manning appears eager for validation:

"Did you get the horseys? I sent you 14 horseys. Please tell me if they’re good and don’t tell me nothing if they’re not cuz I know they’re good."

The woman’s response suggests polite admiration:

"Wow. Those are so good. I’ll bet you use those thick crayons to color em. My husband uses the skinny ones."

Manning then offers an unexpected revelation:

"Yep. I have to use the thick ones. Not just cuz they color better at coloring horseys but cuz Peyton says it’s harder for me to swallow em."

Her reply:

"Oh ya. I could see how those skinny ones would go right down. Probably re-arrange your stomach."

Manning concludes with a digestive update:

"Yep. And I pooped out all yellow. Which was scary to see cuz I normally do brown."

Drew Forbes

Drew was raised by his 3 dads on an Emu farm in Humboldt, Iowa. He has an irrational fear of cockroaches, and seafood restaurants that leave some of the skin on the fish they serve. In August, 2019 Drew blacked out drinking bourbon Manhattans, and when he woke up the next morning this website had been created. Drew doesn’t have a beard, but if he decided to grow one it would easily become the most interesting thing about him. When he grows up some day, he wants to die.

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