"Darnold Fucks" Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

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Looking for a tee that feels like it was forged in a lab for peak comfort and engineered durability? This Darnold Fucks shirt is built like a robot, but hugs like a soft, breathable cotton cloud. Whether you’re standing in a field absorbing solar rays or simply asserting dominance at brunch, this unisex heavyweight tee has your back (and your chest, and your shoulders).

• 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than a rookie QB’s ego
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz – thick enough to survive a mid-season tackle from your aunt’s political opinions
• Garment-dyed – because raw, untreated fabric is for cowards
• Relaxed fit – built for comfort, just like Sam Darnold’s approach to interviews
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar – sturdier than your fantasy lineup after week 2
• Reinforced twill-taped neck and shoulders – for when life tries to blitz you
• Double-needle stitched everywhere important – because this shirt, like Darnold’s career, is full of second chances
• Blank shirt sourced from Honduras – artwork sourced from pure, uncut legend

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Looking for a tee that feels like it was forged in a lab for peak comfort and engineered durability? This Darnold Fucks shirt is built like a robot, but hugs like a soft, breathable cotton cloud. Whether you’re standing in a field absorbing solar rays or simply asserting dominance at brunch, this unisex heavyweight tee has your back (and your chest, and your shoulders).

• 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than a rookie QB’s ego
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz – thick enough to survive a mid-season tackle from your aunt’s political opinions
• Garment-dyed – because raw, untreated fabric is for cowards
• Relaxed fit – built for comfort, just like Sam Darnold’s approach to interviews
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar – sturdier than your fantasy lineup after week 2
• Reinforced twill-taped neck and shoulders – for when life tries to blitz you
• Double-needle stitched everywhere important – because this shirt, like Darnold’s career, is full of second chances
• Blank shirt sourced from Honduras – artwork sourced from pure, uncut legend

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!