The Sports Memery
The Fakest Fake News On the Internets
A Noticeably Larger Rob Ryan Tells Reporters, “Rex is No More” After Camping Trip Tragedy
John Daly Reviews Will with Family—In the Off Chance They Outlive Him
New Study Confirms Every Part of Internet Contains Trace Amounts of Felipe Carvalho
Nicholas Cage Accidentally Channels Cosmetic Queen in Madden Film
Jay Cutler Steps Down as Pope After Finding Out He’d Have to Do “Tons of Pope Stuff”
Athlete Make Me So Mad, and Now I’m Mad as He’ll About it (An Op Ed by Your Uncle Randy)
Urban Meyer Being Considered for Vatican’s Pope Vacancy
Kevin Stefanski Hopes Kenny Pickett Forgot All That "New Beginnings" Bullshit He Fed Him
Report: Jordon Hudson Just Wearing Bill Belichick’s Face Now
ESPN Announces Cam Ward Picked #1 Overall On Day 4 of Draft Coverage
The Legend of Scott Player: Born in Burlap, Raised on Pabst, Immortalized in Canton
Trae Young Seamlessly Blends Ejection Into 27 Minute Harlem Globetrotters Performance
Hulk Hogan Recounts Eating Sloppy Steaks with Randy Savage in 89’
Chiefs Hire O.J. Simpson to Mentor Patrick Mahomes Through “Off-Field Distractions”
Fictional Premise Rattles Man Holding Fish in Profile Picture
The 107 Beer Wade Boggs Flight, as Told by the Flight Attendants on Board
BREAKING: Gators Fan Actually Attended University of Florida
From Courtside to Construction: Larry Bird’s DIY Winter That Broke His Body
Larry Bird Once Broke Craig Ehlo’s Spirit, Then Cooked Him Breakfast
