
The Sports Memery
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49ers' Contract Offer to Joey Bosa Reportedly Just Wishlist of Spare Organs & Ligaments for Nick Bosa

Shedeur Sanders' Draft Stock in Jeopardy After Insisting on Playing Settlers of Catan During NFL Interviews

Jay Cutler Announces He’s Launching a Brand of Jeans Designed for Men Who Don’t Give a Fuck About Jeans

Jake Paul Says Fight with Gene Hackman “Still On.”

Dallas Insiders Claim: “Luka’s Work Ethic Was Derailed by Too Much ‘Great Sex’”

Antonio Brown Admits He’s a Classically Trained British Actor, Says NFL Is Scripted

Nick Sirianni Honors Make-A-Wish Request by Challenging Young Eagles Fan to Fight in Philly Hospital

EA Sports Unveils New Madden Franchise Mode Where Super Bowl Champs Can Celebrate by Causing Millions in Citywide Damage

Giants Fan Alleges Eli Manning Has Been Sending Wife Horse-Themed Coloring Pages for Weeks

Four Month Bender Ends as Hungover Lions Fan Remembers He Roots for the Lions

Chiefs Reveal Alternate Jerseys Set to Debut in AFC Championship

US Air Force B-52 Flyover to Drop First Penalty Flag of AFC Championship

"‘Who Cares?’ Writes Man on 8th Reply to a Sports Meme He Feels Nothing For"

Mike McCarthy Summons Manservants to Film Dungeon to Figure Out What Went Wrong in Dallas

FSU Secures $2 Billion Deal with Brazzers, Rebrands as FSU “Step Bros” to Dominate NIL Landscape

Mark Davis Warns Raiders: Things Will Stay Weird Until We Win It All…. and Probably After That Too

Official Statement from the USC Robotics Division Regarding Prototype 97413, “The Darnold”

The Darnold Emerges From Arizona Desert with Army, Declares Himself the “Kwisatz Quarterback”

Sam Darnold Listed as Questionable After Intrinsic Field Mishap Vaporizes His Physical Body
