The Sports Memery
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The Legend of Scott Player: Born in Burlap, Raised on Pabst, Immortalized in Canton
Trae Young Seamlessly Blends Ejection Into 27 Minute Harlem Globetrotters Performance
Hulk Hogan Recounts Eating Sloppy Steaks with Randy Savage in 89’
Chiefs Hire O.J. Simpson to Mentor Patrick Mahomes Through “Off-Field Distractions”
Fictional Premise Rattles Man Holding Fish in Profile Picture
The 107 Beer Wade Boggs Flight, as Told by the Flight Attendants on Board
BREAKING: Gators Fan Actually Attended University of Florida
From Courtside to Construction: Larry Bird’s DIY Winter That Broke His Body
Larry Bird Once Broke Craig Ehlo’s Spirit, Then Cooked Him Breakfast
Zack Snyder Announces “Snyderverse” of Disney Classics With More Fuckable Princesses
Jerry Jones Posts Daily Routine to Let Cowboys Fans Know They’re in Good Hands
REPORT: Sports Page Says Female Athlete I Dislike Said Something Maddening, and I’m Mad As Hell About It
81-Year-Old Shuffleboard Champ Accidentally Triggers 50 Years of Tom Brady’s Wrath
Aaron Rodgers Thrilled for Opportunity to Disappoint Entirely New Fanbase
The Patriots’ Dynasty Secret Weapons? Gronk Says ‘They’re Real, and They’re Spectacular’
The Darnold’s First Seattle Presser Cut Short After Monologue About Vaporizing All Organic Life with Laser Beams
“Danny Just Showed Up One Day so We Said F— it. He’s Our Guy.” Says Steichen
Ohio Lawmakers Introduce Bill Declaring Helmet Bludgeons to Mason Rudolph’s Face as Legal Self-Defense
St. Pete Pulls Plug on $3B Plan to Give Rays Stadium Giant Robot Legs
