Drew Forbes 3/30/23 Drew Forbes 3/30/23

Randall Cobb coming to terms with the fact that no one else is coming to Aaron Rodgers’ beach party

Green Bay Packers wide receiver Randall Cobb is reportedly coming to terms with the fact that no one else is coming to Aaron Rodgers beach party.

“When I first got there he told me I was early. Even though I was almost 2 hours late to the time he mentioned,” Cobb told reporters. “Aaron was just sitting there alone in silence doing what he always does at the beach. Making impressive sandcastles, destroying them before they’re finished, and then pontificating if he wants to make sandcastles anymore while blaming the sand for ruining his previous castles.”

According to sources, Rodgers hastily sent Cobb an invitation to a beach party the day after Tom Brady went viral for hosting several former teammates at a beach party of his own. Once he arrived, Rodgers seemed to allude to the fact that more former Packers were on their way. But after 4 quiet hours, he began to give up hope.

“I was thinking, OK cool. The whole gang is getting back together. Jordy, James Jones, maybe even Davante will show up. Maybe we’ll even film a fun beach video of our own, I thought.” Cobb said with a hopeful smile that quickly faded. “But when I got there it was just Aaron, an undersized towel, and a couple of Men’s hairstyle magazines that I couldn’t even read because the pages were all stuck together…”

Rodgers, for his part, seemed content to just lie in silence with the people he loves thinking about himself. "I'm just happy to be here with my two favorite people," Rodgers said, gesturing towards the two beach party attendees. "It's a beautiful day, I get to enjoy it with my best friend, and Randall Cobb. What more could I ask for?"

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The Rock concedes that the X in XFL stands for Xylophone

With a trademark brand of faux excitement, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the owner of the revived XFL football league, conceded on Monday that the mysterious "X" in XFL actually stands for "xylophone." Johnson, who has been studying ancient scrolls passed down to him by Vince McMahon for months, said that he finally found the answer to the league's enigmatic name.

"I am stoked to announce that after extensive research and study of ancient scrolls dating back to the year 2000, I have unlocked what may be one of the most exciting secrets in sports history," Johnson said during a press conference. "The X is XFL, stands for xylophone. I get goosebumps just saying it. A beautiful and elegant instrument of the Gods. Sexy and powerful in many ways, an instruments that represents the harmony and rhythm that we want to bring to the game of football."

Johnson, who acquired the XFL in August 2020, had previously spit balled that the "X" in the league's name represented "excitement, entertainment, and innovation." However, after delving into ancient texts and consulting with High School English teachers, he discovered that none of those words actually start with “X”.

"Many scholars previously believed that the X stood for 'extreme,' or 'extraordinary,' but they were way off," Johnson said. "It's clear to me now that the ancient scribes who first coined the term XFL were actually referring to the xylophone, a powerful percussion instrument that embodies the spirit of football— and is one of only a handful of words that actually start with X. I’d love to think it was mostly the former that went into that decision… But in all honesty I’m just not sure they had that many options. Although the Xanthin Football League does sound pretty dope, I must defer to the ancient one’s on this matter."

While many XFL fans were initially confused by the news, some were quick to embrace the new meaning of the XFL using the same delusional thought process they employed to get into the league in the first place.

"I've always loved the sound of a xylophone, and I'm excited to see how it will be incorporated into the XFL," said Tom Jenkins, a diehard football fan from Dallas. "Maybe they could have a xylophone player on the sidelines who plays “Hot Cross Buns” every time a team scores a touchdown. That would be sick."

As for Johnson, he said that he is looking forward to incorporating more musical elements into the XFL in the future.

"We're going to be working with some of the top xylophone players in the world to create a unique and unforgettable game day experience," he said. "Who knows? Maybe one day we'll even have a halftime show featuring all the most famous xylophone players from the 90’s coming together for a musical medley for the ages. The possibilities are endless!"

Drew Forbes 3/23/23 Drew Forbes 3/23/23

Millennial Vikings fan fantasizes about one day watching his team lose the Super Bowl

In a brash mixture of delusion and grounded optimism, local millennial fan, Drew Forbes admitted this week to fantasizing about one day watching his beloved Vikings lose the Super Bowl.

"I know it sounds crazy, but I hope while I’m still alive I get to see my team lose it all," said Forbes, a 35-year-old dreamer with both a Teddy Bridgewater and Christian Ponder jersey still hanging in his closet. "I've been a Vikings fan my whole life, and I've seen them come so close to losing it all, only to have it snatched away at the last minute in the NFC Championship."

Forbes went on to explain that he's tired of the constant disappointment that comes with being a Vikings fan. "I just want to experience the release of finally seeing them lose the big game, you know? I love the Vikings with all my heart. I just know it would be cathartic to see them fail on the biggest stage. To be the #1 team to not win the Super Bowl in any given year would really be something."

Many other Vikings fans were quick to condemn Forbes's comments, calling him a traitor to the team. "Real Vikings fans want to see their team lose, no matter the stage," said longtime Minnesota resident and toxic boomer, Karen Larson. "If Drew really feels that way, maybe he should find a new team with zero rings to be disappointed in. The Lions are on the rise. They look like a team that could lose the Super Bowl any day now."

Despite the backlash, Forbes stands by his controversial statement. "I'm just being honest. We've been through so much heartbreak over the years, it's hard not to think about what it would be like to finally get over the NFC Championship hump and experience what my father witnessed 4 different times in the 70’s. The thrill of almost victory."

Only time will tell if Forbes fantasy will ever become a reality, but one thing's for sure: the pressure is on for the Vikings to finally deliver a Super Bowl defeat.

Drew Forbes 3/13/23 Drew Forbes 3/13/23

Aaron Rodgers Informs Jets He Thinks He Found the Right Combination of Psychedelic Drugs to be Their QB

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers informed the Jets today that he thinks he finally found the perfect combination of psychedelic drugs to become their Quarterback.

According to sources close to Rodgers, the superstar quarterback has been vigorously experimenting with various psychedelic substances hoping to find the right mix that would allow him to make the transition from one of the most respected franchises in the NFL to one that he grew up making fun of as a kid.

"I've tried everything from LSD to ayahuasca, nothing seemed to work until I stumbled upon a perfect combination of psilocybin, DMT, and peyote that will allow me to dissociate for 17 games this season." Rodgers explained at a press conference. "It's like a switch has been flipped inside of me, and I feel like I’m finally mentally ready to make $50 Million dollars next year for a fanbase that will quickly grow to resent everything about me."

Rodgers went on to explain that the psychedelic experience has given him a new perspective on the game of football, allowing him to see the field in a completely different way by no longer caring about winning or losing.

"I used to get frustrated when my receivers would drop passes or my offensive line would break down, but now I realize that everything is connected and that we're all just players in a cosmic game," he said. "The drugs allow me to see the patterns and flows of the game more clearly, which will allow me to not stress about trivial things like earning a contract a franchise just mortgaged their entire future to acquire."

Despite the potential legal and ethical issues surrounding Rodgers' drug use, many of his teammates and coaches have expressed support for his newfound approach to the game.

"We’re excited and thankful Rodgers was able to self medicate to the point that he was able to convince himself we were a viable option," said Jets head coach Robert Saleh. "I just hope he doesn't get too carried away and start microdosing before games. But we do want to make it clear that we will take Aaron Rodgers no matter how sober he chooses to be during games after watching Zach Wilson try to make downfield reads for two seasons."

As for Rodgers, he's confident that his new approach will help lead the Jets to in the promiseland, which he later clarified was finishing 3rd in the AFC East.

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Ravens Sign Lamar Jackson to 5-Year, 29-Game Contract With Fully-Guaranteed Injuries

The Baltimore Ravens announced Thursday that they have reached a deal with star quarterback Lamar Jackson. The five-year, twenty-nine-game contract makes Jackson the highest-paid player in NFL history, on a per-game basis. The historic deal follows a year of uncertainty when the Ravens and Jackson were unable to agree on a contract extension before the final year of his rookie contract, which ended in a week 13 high ankle sprain.

Lamar Jackson represented himself in all negotiations, as he does not have an agent. The contract includes historic fully-guaranteed injuries, which will allow Lamar the time on the sidelines to keep up with all the other responsibilities he refuses to pay someone to do for him.

“Lamar has always said he wants to be a Raven about 40 or 50 percent of the time, and we love his enthusiasm,” said Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh. “He’s a special guy, with a special talent. But like anything special, too much of it can make it feel normalized, so this seems like a great balance.”

At the press conference, Lamar reaffirmed, “I’ve always believed in me and my abilities to limit the Ravens as a franchise, both on and off the field.” He added, “I want to thank my mother, who is also my manager, because I don’t want to pay a professional for that either.”

While the dollar figure has yet to be revealed, other details have been disclosed. The contract includes incentives for actually attending playoff games while on Injured Reserve, and stipulates the wearing of specific hoodies to be turned into “sideline-worn” patches for trading cards.

The historic contract is expected to cause salary cap issues for Baltimore for years to come, while leaving a lot of “down time” for Lamar to focus on cryptic Tweets and passive aggressive remarks. At press time, the team was preparing to waive inside linebacker Roquan Smith to make room for another part-time quarterback signing.

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Prop Bets For Your Super Bowl Party (All Involving Your Cousin Norm)

Your second cousin Norm, who is never invited but somehow always finds out when you’re having a get together, will obviously be the MVP* of your Super Bowl party, but which side of these over/unders will you bet?

*Most Vile Participant

— Inappropriate “honking” gestures made in front of the women in attendance while suggesting some pregame “touch” football — 7.5

— Beers contributed to the party — 0.5

— Beers consumed — 11.5

— Times saying “Is Sam Adams all you’ve got?” — 11.5

— Times saying “I’m a Heinie man, myself!”— 11.5 (with accompanying “honking” gestures from behind at the women in attendance — 23.5)

— Minutes after his arrival before he says, “Go long!” and throws the loaf of pumpernickel intended for the spinach dip across the room and breaks the 1,800-piece Lego Lombardi Trophy you and your kid spent six hours building — 3.0

— Average dunks of each tortilla chip into the queso dip between bites— 4.5

— Crumbs from each of those tortilla chips that will fall from his lips and land in your sister’s Tupperware container of three-bean salad — 6.5

— Times screaming at your Aunt Sally for calling uniforms “outfits” — 3.5 (but, really, Aunt Sally, come on)

— Crude comments during the halftime show about what he could do to Rhianna — 12.5

— Times his wife says “Pffffft, right” during Rhianna comments — 18.5

— Times suggesting Larry the Cable Guy should do the halftime show — 8.5

— Times he brings up playing for the state championship in high school, without mentioning that he was a third-string special teams player who only got on the field with twelve seconds remaining and his team down 42 — 0. And that he was removed with six seconds remaining after somehow getting his mouthguard stuck in his left nostril — 4.5

— Times referring to Patrick Mahomes as “Patrick My Homey”— 11.5

— When the Ant-Man Heineken commercial comes on, the number of decibels at which he shouts “Heinie!” — 125.5

— Beers he will sneak out under his coat when finally leaving — 11.5

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You Can Own the Sand Tom Brady Stood on While Retiring (Again)

Unless you live under a rock you know Tom Brady recently retired from the NFL, again. I bet you didn’t know you could own a not-at-all-sketchy mason jar full of sand from the exact spot on the beach he filmed his retirement for social media.

Ebay user gadgetgs (who has 100% feedback) has you covered. After seeing the video he must have recognized the landmarks and set out to capture history in a jar. According to his post, he has the only two jars of 100% legit Tom Brady compacted beach sand and is willing to part with one of them for the low price of at least $677, the starting bid meant to signify the number of TD passes in Brady’s career. Judging by the tone of the video there’s a chance Tom Brady’s tears are in the jar as well assuming gadgetgs super scientific process of “yeah these buildings seem like the same size as the video,” was accurate. Check out this detective work:

Act fast this is obviously the chance of a lifetime to own a jar of sand from vaguely the vicinity of Tom Brady’s second and possibly last retirement from the NFL!

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Tom Brady Admits Primary Motivation to Retire to Never Miss Toyotathon Ever Again

Just hours after officially announcing his second, and self proclaimed final retirement from the NFL. Bucs Quarterback, Tom Brady conceded that his primary motivation for hanging it up after 23 seasons is to ensure he never again misses out on Toyota’s once a year savings finale.

“I played 23 seasons in this league. 22 of those seasons I took severe personal financial losses as a result of not being able to cash in on doorbuster year end Toyota savings.” Said 6 time all-pro, and pathetic full MSRP Toyota purchaser, Tom Brady.

“As everyone knows, the timeframe to cash in on Toyotathon is very narrow, typically between mid November to the end of December when I’m usually working. I haven’t been since 2008 when Bernard Pollard tore my ACL, and I’ve been losing money ever since. I send Bernard a Christmas card every year to thank him for that merciful hit, which freed up the rest of my year to strategize the perfect Toyota purchasing season, where I could go buck wild on savings.”

“From November 15th all the way until January 3rd of 2009, I practically lived at the Toyota dealership near my home in Brookline, Massachusetts. The first 3 days I went Prius, Prius, Prius. All below MSRP, all stacked with unbelievable incentives like 3 year Toyotacare, where Toyota was practically paying me to make sure my Toyotas all stayed as nice as the day I bought them. I’ve since confirmed this suspicion with my accountants, but I quickly realized that every minute I wasn’t in a Toyota dealership cashing in during Toyotathon I was losing money. And those huge financial losses over time slowly ate away at my retirement, my marriage, and made me grow distant from my own children as they looked on with disgust as I begrudgingly made it to the playoffs year after year. Our driveways filled with Ferraris, Bugattis, and Bentleys. None of which came standard with maintenance packages, or complimentary satellite radio for the first year.”

“Kirk Cousins, Derek Carr, Matt Ryan… All guys that have no meaningless Super Bowl rings, but have made a fortune perfectly timing the demise of their seasons to free up their schedules and pad their lush retirement nest eggs with last minute Toyotathon savings. And while I pissed away decades battling Manning and Roethlisberger, they were cashing in on exclusive end of the year perks like free roadside assistance, and stuffing their bellies with complimentary popcorn and Frescas that come with every service visit. And while I mastered the hurry up offense, and won a lot of last minute games during that time. I fear I’ll ultimately be remembered for always missing out on the savings event of the year.”

At press time, the FBI were reportedly opening an investigation into Mike Vrabel’s end of the 2022 season for possibly intentionally tanking after he was spotted daily at Honda Days year end event during the entire month of December with his dick blissfully still attached to his body, and his wallet busting at the seams with Honda savings you can’t get any other time of year.

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MIT Professor Says He Can Prove the Dallas Cowboys are “A Lock” to Win the Super Bowl Next Season Using Math (Equation in Link)

Another disappointing season for the Dallas Cowboys comes to an end, and Dallas fans everywhere are left searching for hope for next year.

Well that hope may already be here, in the form of a mathematical algorithm a professor has developed at MIT, that he claims shows conclusively that the Dallas Cowboys will win their 6th ring in 2024.

“I understand people may be skeptical, but the math doesn’t lie.” Said professor Rohan Abeyaratne on Wednesday.

“I’m so confident in the numbers I’ve run on this, that I’m confident to publish them for everyone to see to check my work.”

Rohan offered the Sports Memery a peak at his equations, which you can see below:

Drew Forbes 12/14/22 Drew Forbes 12/14/22

Research Confirms: Talking about Your Fantasy Football Team still Easiest Way to Get People to Fuck You

In a new study set to be published in 2023, Harvard scientists claim they’ve confirmed the correlation between talking about your fantasy team and getting people to fuck you.

“The results of this test confirm what men have already known for decades: That talking about your fantasy team, regardless of context or whether the topic was solicited, is still the best way to get friends, acquaintances, waitresses, and girls on Tinder to fuck you.” Says the head of Harvard fuck studies, Takaaki Kajita.

“It doesn’t matter if you’re buying coffee, attending a dinner party with friends, or are actively officiating a wedding. Everyone in your vicinity wants to hear updates or anecdotes about your fantasy football team at all times as they envision making love to you. Our research concludes without a shadow of a doubt that whomever should overhear the sexually charged tales of heroism or defeat from your fantasy campaigns will likely present themselves to you in the nude within a matter of minutes.”

When asked how this research could be used in everyday society, Takaaki elaborated on his concrete science based findings— While also cautioning those who choose to wield these newly science backed powers.

“Let’s say hypothetically there was a fantasy sleeper that you talked up all off-season and then hit on during your fantasy draft that helped you win your league. Talk about the success of drafting that sleeper abruptly and without invitation to any romantic crushes you may have in your life. On the flip side of that, you may want to hold off on your sleeper story around grandma who is likely already severely dehydrated. Just like your crush, our research concludes the sexual powers of your fantasy reminiscence work on any human, regardless of relation or gender. So we urge everyone to proceed with extreme caution so you’re not accidentally arousing loved ones at Thanksgiving, or a good buddy during a remote hunting trip. I think it goes without saying that the sexual powers of any fantasy football trophy you may possess are limitless. ”

At press time, many fantasy league commissioners reflected on why the majority of their fantasy draft parties tend to end in orgies.

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Broncos team doctor confirms: Russell Wilson’s blood “Mostly Possum”

After a series of tests this week, Broncos team doctors confirmed that Russell Wilson’s blood is “mostly possum blood” despite claims Wilson made last week about having Wolverine blood.

“When Russell claimed to have wolverine blood in him, we became very concerned for his health. Maybe this explains his steep decline in performance? Having the blood of a completely different species would prove very problematic.” Broncos team doctor, Martin Boublik said.

“The results of the tests we ran were far more confusing. We did not find the blood of a fierce predator within Russell like he claimed. We instead found that his blood was almost 86% straight up possum. We recommended he be sent immediately to the nearest emergency room, but he seemed strangely excited about the prospect of having marsupial blood in him. He asked what possums were like, and I responded “They’re like Koalas, except not cute, and live in the trash” and he got even more excited. I’m starting to think there’s nothing I can tell this guy that he won’t find a way to get excited about. I’m not even sure how he’s alive right now, but we’re all very worried.”

“Good news Broncos fans, come to find out your boy DANGERuss is almost all possum.” Russell Wilson Tweeted out to his fans shortly after his diagnosis. “So not quite wolverine, but pretty close. Instead of competing against other predators in an arctic forest for kills, I’ve been told I eat mostly dead animals, rodents, and insects. Needless to say, this changes everything. Feeling pretty possum rn, Denver. Possum Country, Let’s Riiiide.”

Drew Forbes 11/2/22 Drew Forbes 11/2/22

Dan Snyder Promises Fans He’ll Look over the Epstein Island Flight Manifests with Great Care to Find their Next Owner

Fueled by spite after reluctantly taking the first steps to sell the Washington Commanders, Dan Snyder promised fans this week he’ll carefully review the Epstein Island flight manifests to find a suitable successor capable of carrying on his legacy of terror in the DC area.

“It’s with a heavy heart, and after reading all the letters you fans have been sending me inked in your own blood for the last 2 decades that I’ve decided to sell the Washington Whatever-you-call-ems.” Said Dan Snyder, wiping a thin glaze of goo from his punchable face.

“When I first decided to sell the team, I could barely sleep for days at the thought that the city may soon find stability in their beloved football team. For weeks I stewed over where to even start in this search for my malevolent successor. Where could I find someone as off-putting as myself that both doesn’t seem to care about the team’s future, and insists on micromanaging every process.”

“That’s when I remembered, the Epstein Island gang, of course! That loveable group of rascals I used to roll with back in the 90’s before Jeffrey got railroaded. What a time that was. Just a bunch of guys being dudes, playing golf and sucking on bags of adrenochrome while watching the sunset together. I had my secretary pull the flight manifests from those trips, and there it was. The perfect list of like-minded billionaires, all with similar views on ethics and workplace culture. It’s within this list that I’ll find you your next Dan Snyder, Commanders fans. I promise you, it will be like I never left.”

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Betting and Beers: Week 5

Season Standings (Last Week/Overall)

Week 5 Picks ATS

First and foremost, this game won’t be nearly as high scoring, or exciting as the 47-42 Chargers victory last season in Los Angeles. You should expect the Chargers to come out victorious once again, despite the mounting injuries they are facing. Rashawn Slater clearly won’t be in the lineup to help against a returning Myles Garrett, which without a doubt will the biggest question mark for the Chargers. Keenan Allen is missing another game with a lingering hamstring injury. To top that off, Joey Bosa is out for a few months with a groin injury. Look for Kareem Hunt to have an increased roll in the offense. DFS players shouldn’t shy away from Nick Chubb at $8000, as he’ll likely continue his streak of 20+ touches. Both Cleveland running backs find the end zone, masking an otherwise stagnant offense. Mike Williams catches two touchdowns from Herbert, and our team agrees, Chargers roll on the road.
LA Chargers 30
Browns 20

Speaking of MVP candidates, the Jalen Hurts led Philadelphia Eagles are the last remaining undefeated team in the NFL. Two of the top 4 teams rated by DVOA are going head to head in Philadelphia (The other two, see above). The Jaguars will have to rely on the infamously coined, Teal Curtain defense that shut out the Colts, followed up by holding the explosive Chargers offense to 10 points, in Los Angeles. Doug Pederson is 0-1 in revenge games this year, a trend that I expect to continue against the Eagles.
Miami 24
NY Jets 20

Let me preface this evaluation by noting that out of spite from last week, (lock of the week, and fantasy football) I’d take Dallas -1,000,000 points, fully expecting them to cover that spread with ease. Both of these defenses were primed to be locked into the top 5, but only one has lived up to the hype so far. The offensive line of the Rams, to put it nicely, is an absolute embarrassment. Dropping to 2-3 on the season might light a fire for the defending Super Bowl champions who could be in the looking up from the cellar in the NFC West.
Dallas 24
LA Rams 20

Cincinnati smoked Baltimore by 45 total points during last season’s two meetings. Joe Burrow threw for almost 950 yards, with 326 of those going to Ja’Marr Chase. Marlon Humphrey was absent for both of those games, which is the key match up to watch for the evening. Look for the Bengals to find creative ways to get Chase the ball, who isn’t having a bad season, but a relatively quiet one compared to what many anticipated leading in to the season. The Ravens will need a crunch time drive at the end of the game, and Lamar Jackson just won’t be able to deliver, again.
Cincinnati 31
Baltimore 23

Las Vegas just can’t get right and ultimately will stumble again against Kansas City. There is no word or phrase in any language that I could find, to justify the performance for Patrick Mahomes last week in Tampa Bay. It was simply out of this world, and all signs point to another godly performance by the surprisingly overlooked quarterback. This game should be rewarding for fantasy owners of players on both teams. This score prediction may look like a shootout on the surface, but I’m expecting a garbage time touchdown or two to not just cover the spread, but potentially hit the over with the game already well in hand.
Las Vegas 31
Kansas City 38

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Betting and Beers: Week 4 NFL Best Bets

Season Standings (Last Week/Overall)

Week 4 Picks ATS

I went against my own advice of betting against Buffalo, which fortunately panned out. Although the Buffalo roster is full of key injuries, I’ll be hopping right back on board the Josh Allen train. Points will be coming early and often as the two quarterbacks leading in the MVP race go head to head to, battling it for not only the individual accolade, but potential playoff seeding. Look for Buffalo to score late, hitting the over, followed by a failed game winning drive. Lamar Jackson will pad his fantasy stats, but come up ever so short in the clutch.
Buffalo 30
Baltimore 24

Last year’s number 1 seed in the AFC has struggled mightily out of the games, not to be outdone by the Frank Reich led Colts. Just like last week, look for Derrick Henry to have 25+ touches. If this game was in Nashville, I’d lean towards the Titans. However, it’s in Indianapolis, where the Colts are coming off an impressive home victory against the Chiefs. A fun betting nugget for this game, all the Indianapolis games have hit the under. Look for that to change during this two game home win streak.
Tennessee 20
Indianapolis 24

Tom Brady gets his prized receiver back from suspension, but that doesn’t dent the injury report by the plagued Buccaneers. They have been playing absolutely fantastic defense, making up for an underwhelming offense. For this Prime Time game however, it won’t be quite enough. Look for Andy Reid to take the reigns on offense, helping Patrick Mahomes get back into the explosive rhythm we saw week 1. As for his spat with “offensive coordinator” Eric Bieniemy, he’ll just make his coach look good while he looks for revenge against Tampa Bay. In case you forgot, the last time he played the Bucs in Raymond James, Mahomes was thumped in the Super Bowl.
Kansas City 23
Tampa Bay 20

I can’t find one reasonably logical reason why the Rams are underdogs in this game. Chalk it up as a road underdog victory. Heading into the season, most people thought these two teams would be battling neck and neck down the stretch for the division. While they both have left a ton to be desired during the first three weeks of the season, the 49ers are just too banged to truly compete with the defending Super Bowl Champions. It won’t be pretty, but the Rams WILL get it done on Monday Night Football.
LA Rams 27
San Francisco 17